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【笑话】An Indian Chief Training for Job in US Congress... |
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Diamondhorse
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作者:Diamondhorse 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
(骂骂美国政府和他们的”人民代表, 不管你是“左”派,
“右”派, 还是中间派, 都会笑哈哈?)(朋友传来的亿妹儿)
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: 'Want coffee.'
The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter 'Want coffee.'
The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?'
The Indian smiles and proudly says ...
'Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
作者:Diamondhorse 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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