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Diamondhorse
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One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the
bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on
his twitchy little nose.
'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I
didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.'
'That's perfectly all right,' replied the
snake. 'To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm
blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal
are you?'
'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny..
'I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and
find out.'
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he
said, 'Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and
a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny
rabbit!'
The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But
by the way, what kind of animal are you?'
The snake replied that he didn't know either,
and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished,
the snake asked, 'Well, what kind of an animal am I?'
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he
replied, 'You're cold, you're slippery, and you have no balls...You must
be a POLITICIAN'
作者：Diamondhorse 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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