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laozhong
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作者：laozhong 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
formal patent application: have an emergency button on the wheelchair's handle at the nurse's fingertip.
Once the nurse sees laozhong is dying due to not being able to find any pretty ones in his forward view, push the button, a folding mirror would be opened in front of laozhong's eyes, showing him Sandy_Rose in a very low-cut tight top and super mini-skirt with a pair of fishnet pantyhose...smiling seductively...
laozhong got very excited, jumped out of the chair, trying to be missionary
since he was toooo old to make it, Sandy kindly offered her hand job [very skillful, btw]. He then died in her arms next to her 34Es with full satisfaction.
Right before he died, he told Sandy the PIN number of his safe deposit box at China Merchant Bank, in which there was a signed will u can fill in your name and get all laozhong's casino winning plus interest accrued through the last 20+ yrs.
Sandy did not need the money, so she opened the first online whorehouse at 98, bought many top-quality 211/985 girls for 98DXs and all the 98DXs having at least 100 postings as of the day laozhong died would get a VIP card with photo, which entitles the cardholder unlimited ejaculations toward any target of his choice for free!
While Sandy did not pocket even a penny of laozhong's money, she bacame Number One Forbes Celebrity in China because she saved sooooo many gifted and talented from committing suicide
Sandy then donated a big cemetery in Suzhou to host laozhong's trash and has since visited laozhong's tomb every Qing Ming
One nite, Sandy_Rose had laozhong entered her dream and got pregnant.
20 yrs later, her son won China's first Nobel Prize in womanizing (a prize to be introduced in 2008 to promote the technique badly needed for an era in which there are much more men than women in China)
Chairman Hu, still in his position, met with Sandy and her son in Beijing and asked the Nobel Prize winner
how come your father does not show up?
he responded: I don't know because I have never met him, but I saw his pictures. To be honest, he looks just like u.
laozhong 2006-10-27
作者：laozhong 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
上一次由laozhong于2006-10-27 周五, 17:04修改，总共修改了1次
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