It's not about whether I got this right or wrong. Who cares about that anyway? Any significant consequences? It's just some funny jokes intertwined with the seemingly search for an answer.
I hope this is by no means an IQ related test because the highest score I've received in my life is less than 60 (read: mentally retarded). If my "politically incorrect" terms offended anyone, please accept my apologies. But, hey, without that, what's the fun part of life. Too sad to see a smart guy like you can't take on something light... perhaps you've lived back there for too long or maybe it's just me living in the States for too long...