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oliver
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作者：oliver 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
(1) What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
(2) What's the difference between God and an attorney?
God doesn't think he's an attorney.
(3) How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
(4) How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One； the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.
(5) How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, lawyers only screw us.
(6) If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
(7) What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
( What do lawyers do after they die?
They lie still.
(9) What do lawyers use for birth control?
Their personalities.
(10) When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
Because deep down, they're really nice guys.
作者：oliver 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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